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Swamp Donkey

A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!
A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!
by Hamp-Mike-P, and C-3 February 9, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005
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swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.
"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."
by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010
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Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010
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Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."
by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019
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Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011
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daddy swamp hole

Just the name of a guy who is on my phone.
by 123BlondeBombshell December 25, 2017
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