im surry

just another way of saying im sorry.

bob: man this has been such a crappy day
you: im surry

by jonnymclemon April 30, 2011

spray tan

when a fart leaves a golden glow on a friend

"oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?" "No dude, it's ok, just hope she didn't have carrots cuz then it will be orange."

by Jmuscle January 4, 2010

sorry you're a what?

A phrase commonly used by older brothers who do not have good comebacks to what their younger sisters have said, for their sisters are more intelligent than them.

Sister: Your such an idiot sometimes!
Brother: Sorry you're a what?
Sister: Arghh!

by littlesister1810 January 24, 2011

I'm sorry

A phrase that girls use way to much, and usually for dumb reasons

Guy:Hey
*one minute later*
Girl:I'm sorry that I didn't text back faster
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Guy:Hows it going
Girl:I'm ok
Guy:Ok
Girl:I'm sorry
Guy:For what
Girl:I don't know
Guy:@##%*@#@*?????!!!

by Republican🇺🇸 May 30, 2020

sorry

a really funny nerf herder song

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

by lola93 November 15, 2004

Sprayer

A woman (usually a hooker) that's a germaphobe who constantly sprays her male partner's (usually refered to as a John) cock with a spray bottle of germacide during sex.

That crazy bitch was a sprayer. She kept spraying my dick with a bottle of sanitizer and puting on a new rubber. Wsshh, wsshh every couple minutes.

by speedbag March 7, 2009

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

by Anonymous September 14, 2003