Splitsie

Slang for a woman's vulva, specifically the labia majora, which in a non-aroused state resemble lips pressed together but with a distinctive, tight seam down the middle.

Mark: did you see Sandra in the nude?
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!

by CuioGeo April 26, 2022

Lickety split

Spreading the pussy lips with your tongue. That's the real meaning.

that girl is so fine I would eat her lickety split

by DrNorman March 10, 2016

Split the G

To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!

Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round

by alrightdrive June 10, 2022

split your wig

To really pound a girl in the paints. When a girl grows out hair on her pubic region it looks like a little wig. So if she is lucky, she might get it split.

Girl if you keep acting like that I'm going to take you in the back and "Split your Wig".

by Ryan Cantu December 25, 2007

banana split

(n.) Crapping into one's own mouth. Usually a fetish common in middle-aged fat men who live in their grandmothers' basements.

I ate the most delicious banana split last night. Mmm... peanuts and corn!

by Brad Langford May 16, 2005

lickity split

When you grab someone's nose at a 145-160 degree angle, pull it in, then lick the boogers off

hey Paul, did you ever lickity split with your girl yet?

by jimmycaps08 February 12, 2010

Banana Split

When a gay guy has sex with another gay guy threw the peehole.

I walked in the wrong hotel room and i saw 2 guys getting dirty while performing a perfect banana split.

by bernie34 January 13, 2008