salty ass

Salty Ass

Noun

sɔ lti æs

1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.

Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.

by J~Egg January 8, 2015

salty mouth

To be proven wrong, to be dissed, or embarrassed!

The answer was C not B, salty mouth!

by LaKeisha Martin December 5, 2007

Salty Crab

An advanced sexual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and analy penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a blow job.

+1 bonus point if both men ejaculate at the same time creating the "All You Can Eat Crab Night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

by Cockosaurusrex September 27, 2008

Salty Broad

The act of a promiscuous woman, not a prostitute, who gives dirty looks, says rude comments, and refuses a drink when you offer to buy one for her at the bar.

"Yo man that salty broad sittin by the taps needs to take her midol before she gets slapped."

by Doug McNug November 18, 2009

Salty Brownie

When you sprinkle salt on your partner's butthole and then take a shot of tequila and proceed to lick the salt off of their butthole.

"I gave him a salty brownie last night, and damn it was savory! It must have been the curry he had yesterday that mixed with the salt."

by Alabama kid February 9, 2010

Salty Cock

Term describing the way the male penis tastes after exercise. Usually sweaty and salty hence the name.

woman 1: "i gave him head after he went to the gym and it was disgusting."

woman 2: "he must have had salty cock."

by yumyumilovepudding April 26, 2010

salty lemon drop

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.

Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!

by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011