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Social Justice Warriors

Fat whiners who lack any competence in STEM fields and use it as an excuse to gripe about the "patriarchy" without providing a sound definition for it.
"If you want to be an effective member in society, join the police. If you want to look like a purple haired slug, become one of those Social Justice Warriors. Trust me, the two are very different."
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Social Carnivore 

A semi-vegetarian, one that only eats meat in the presence of others.
Tom's such a social carnivore, he doesn't usually eat meat but it was Bethany's birthday.
Social Carnivore by Fitz B September 30, 2009

Social Wiener-Nibbler 

A person who, when feels uncomfortable in a social situation, will pull out his wiener and start to eat all wieners in sight. After which, he will begin to slap his own wiener while throwing anus pie's into his own anus.
Greg: I heard that Jim is a social wiener-nibbler
Jim: Yeah he's always been a li... WAIT I'M JIM
--Jim pulls out his wiener and starts to eat Greg's wiener while throwing anus pie's into his own anus--

Social Ghost 

A band from Orlando. Composed of three members, Van Lugo (Bass/Lead Vocals) Neight (Guitar) and Matt (drums., and influenced by acts such as The Police and Rush. Thy have played at such acts like the Warped Tour and Earthday Birthday
Guy: Dude, did you see Social Ghost?

Guy 2: Dude! I totally did!

Guy 3: They ROCKED!
Social Ghost by Joey =o! May 18, 2008

Social Leroy 

Politically correct term for a black person.
Social Leroy by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Social Distancing 

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.
Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.
Social Distancing by zonii April 27, 2020

social enemy

1. a regect of society; an outcast
2. A rap group made up of ben richter (see "ben") and stephen thorn (see "stephen thorn").
Widely known to be the most influential rap bands of the twenty-first century. Together, they enlightened an entire generation.
John: Yo man Social Enemy is comin into town tonight, you guys need tickets.
Misc. group: Hell yeah man ive been tryin to scalp some all week! How much u sellin?
John: Eleventy billion dollars.
Misc. group: What a deal!
social enemy by ben March 10, 2005