shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."

Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".

"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!

by The sensitive one March 13, 2009

man smile

(n.) an expression of the mouth - a combination of a smirk and a smile - showing contentment, competence, restraint, and skepticism, all at the same time.

That is a good picture of a man smile.

by Narls November 15, 2010

Whale Smile

It is an expression used to describe a woman's vagina. Because, whale, it looks like one.

Dude, I wish there was an emoticon for a whale smile.

by AimeeInTheYard December 5, 2011

Your smile

According to experts and scientists, the brightest thing in the universe is your smile. They think the reason for this phenomenon is fact that your smile is so beautiful and brings so much joy it is the brightest thing ever.

“According to experts, your smile is the brightest thing in the universe”

by The smartest scientist ever August 5, 2023

Double Chin Smile

When you're smiling and thinking what the hell at the exact same time.

I double chin smiled when that old cougar asked me out.

by TheLoneRanger September 14, 2012

Tamil Smile

A type of devious and evil smile.

Some dude: " That chicks fucking hot, OMG "
Other Dude: *tamil smile*

OR

Some dude: " Hi "
Some Chick: " sup hot stuff "
Some Dude staring: *tamil smile*

by Zain xD December 15, 2008