Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

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Shore Saves

The best animal rescue on the east coast. Full of the kindest most amazing people who put the animals first and want to find only the best people for the animals forever homes.

Friend: I’m looking to rescue an animal from a place that truly love them

Me: you have to go to Shore Saves!

by Freedom of Information November 23, 2021

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lord save me

you hate life.

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021

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thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck

She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck

by femboyorgans March 8, 2022

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mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

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