by anonymous March 12, 2021
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When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!
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The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
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The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021
Get the Uzi Shits mug.Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.
That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.
by MobyWutang July 9, 2021
Get the Staccato Shits mug.The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
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Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.
Person 3: eh, The Shits will treat ya like that sometimes.
by ToffeeisTasty November 27, 2021
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