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Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
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Seasonal Bisexual

Certain bisexuals that every so often (or seasonally) feel a sexual preference change towards the otherwise normally less preferred gender
As a seasonal bisexual, I keep in contact with my handsome male friend David (fwb) for when I feel like a change of pace from beautiful women.
by everyonceinawhile February 4, 2023
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Seasonal Edging

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.
Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.
by B_CAT_B February 18, 2023
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season washer

someone who is a looks like ab lincoln’s pinky toe and often takes the gun out of situations
by cenuspenis August 19, 2023
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Seasoning

To be excelling at an activity with class and grace.
Person 1: Look at her dancing... she's seasoning.

Person 2: My writing is so seasoned.
by w00dr0w w1ls0n August 1, 2024
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Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
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Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.
Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.
by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023
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