donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

by Wezwez January 15, 2014

back scratcher

your girlfriend during rough sex.

"Carolina is a back scratcher"
"you must have been working her hard"
"hell yeah man, hell yeah"

by A2K February 20, 2003

african booby scratcher

an african who scratches boobs

hello i am emanuel i will be your african booby scratcher for today

by R1ZZLA_TBZ October 15, 2008

dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.

by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004

Fart Scratch

That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy

by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Scratch That Dirty Neck

Someone who just got busted on.

'Your so poor I threw a rock through your window and broke all your furniture."

Response:
"Damn, you better scratch that dirty neck."

by Freezee C August 4, 2007