Scunthorpe

A shit hole in Lincolnshire

Person 1: "You live in scunthorpe"
Person 2: "Fuck off, you live in Smethwick"

by Pete Basil Innit February 15, 2022

runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

by Runts August 4, 2009

Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.

Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!

by full of it March 7, 2011

BOOB SHUNT

boob shunt or boob shunting -The thought of exploding boobs when he/she is in an angry mood or grumpy

Hey Terry do you know where Sam is? he's in his room but I wouldn't go in there while he is BOOB SHUNTING you might just make him more pissed.

by GOBERT July 8, 2011

fucking scunt

A fucking scunt. A short way to call someone a stupid cunt.

Person 1 "Did you see Holly last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah! She was hitting on my boyfriend! Fucking scunt"

by Scunt Safe April 23, 2018

scunt

its a hybrid of skank and cu*t...just as much sting,a nice additional weapon word in time of battle.

man not only did she give the dj a hj in the booth,but that scunt blew the cabbie for a ride home too!

by antjack August 10, 2010

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008