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Staley

A sweet humble girl you just can’t live without. She’ll make you laugh whenever you’re down. She may seem strong, but she has a lot of weakness to herself. Still, she’s a special girl with a unique name.
Chadwick: Yo Staley is so special to me idky
Chris: That’s just the way she is...
by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018
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Staley

(Often reffered back to former lead vocalist of Alice in Chains Layne Staley) The term is for when you are taking drugs with someone, but that certain someone accidentially takes to many drugs at once and fucking dies.
Dude...are you okay? Did you just go full Staley on me?
by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018
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google stalking

when you look up people's houses on google maps or google earth for no reason at all
maria: have you ever been to andie's house?
allison: no...but i've been google stalking it a lot lately...
maria: umm...okay...
by superBoArD March 14, 2009
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Jack Staley

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...
Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.
by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010
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birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts
Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked
by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011
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Facebook Stalker Regret

Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:

1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013
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Polish stalker

When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.

I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.

I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.

They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.

(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
Has anyone else had a few Polish stalkers?
by Death Menace December 25, 2022
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