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Slam Mad Bitches

To have aggresive sex with permiscuous women.
Let's go to the club already, I'm gonna slam mad bitches tonight.
by EmmetO October 23, 2007
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Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.
John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008
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Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.
Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.
by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009
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Virginian Body Slam

when your cock weighs so much that your partner feels like theyve been body slammed when you gator slap them with it.
"Last night i was so wasted"
"No way?! What happened?"
"This dude gave me a virginian body slam and now my ass hurts."
by 1337H4CK3R February 21, 2008
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Slam down the G.L.

(v) 1. To quickly escalate an argument to a point where your opponent has no chance of winning.

2. To play a trump card.

Based on a stand-up comedy routine by Dane Cook in which an escalating customer service situation at a fast food restaurant is abruptly ended by use of the term "Gaylord"
Chase and I were having a stupid fight at the nursery over which variety of orchid to buy, so I had to slam down the G.L.
by FuriousFritz February 24, 2009
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alabama slam cock

When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt
I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock
by Allen Write January 1, 2021
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slutty slam jam

the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.
some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?

sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
by slutter November 25, 2007
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