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Taiwan Sausage

A sausage prepared taiwanese style. Nothing sexual pervert.
Dude, I was thinking of getting the fried breadsticks, but the taiwan sausage is calling my name right now.
by GuinnessDrinker5 January 13, 2019
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Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying
"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"
by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019
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Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.
She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.
by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008
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dropped the sausage

Turning the man off, bye bye boner
Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night
by Home girl A May 22, 2016
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Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer
I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!
by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010
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Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
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Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.
by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011
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