Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

by Jrflash2005 December 15, 2024

Brownie Rub

The process of eating Taco Bell. Preferably cheese steak burrito. then shitting on your partners dick and immediatley jorking it until he russian flash bangs you.

Historically documented between 1400 b.c. - 1700 a.d.

"My husband got home from the Revolutionary war, and we brownie rub each other until the next fortnight."

by Qwertyuiopasdfghkjlzzcvbnm December 22, 2024

Mcshoulder Rub

When someone gives a shoulder rub right after they have eaten McDonald’s fries, a big mac, and apple pie. This is a service that is not requested by the recipient, and is usually unexpected.

I was just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I got a Mcshoulder rub!

by anonymous June 22, 2025

Gully Rub

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia, with a vigours rubbing action, in the passageways between houses ‘a Gully’. Usually resulting in discomfort and not pleasure, very prevalent in the Castle Bromwich area of metropolitan Birmigham.

Chog didn’t get his leg over last night, but Sharon really copped it with a Gully Rub

by Largegin July 3, 2025

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

dry rub

when a chick has pocket sand and gives you a handy

got dry rub wings at buffalo on a date then she gave me a dry rub in her tahoe

by jerkchucken August 14, 2025

RUB ALLEGATIONS

Rub likes to scam and likes to larp, he is also a very horny slut sexual furry that likes to hump lip in the ass and also likes to show his thighs to kav and licks his hairy ass balls

I love him :heart: and I am sucking sava big dick

BY RUB ALLEGATIONS

by RUB1337 January 21, 2025