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sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.
OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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Richard

The male version of a ‘Karen
A customer asked to see my manager because I told him he couldn’t use expired coupons, he was being such a Richard
by BNHarr5 October 28, 2020
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Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.
Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard
by Toccy May 30, 2022
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Richard

Probably the most handsome boyfriend to ever fall in love with yet underneath it all is the most fake lover you would ever have. Uses his good looks to smug the finest chicks and then neglects them
Richard will first meet his Princess and then let her go.
by Happy Christian July 21, 2021
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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