pudding pocket

a 50 year old cyst.

dude it smelt like pudding pocket

by captain_moe_hoe November 28, 2017

Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019

cut the pudding

Anal scissoring usually never accomplished successfully.

The boy asked the others boy to cut the pudding, but he said no.(He heard the rumors.)

by The real Marshawn jim March 25, 2024

French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment

Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)

by baggerclams November 13, 2020

Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.

While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll

by tinkin January 17, 2015

Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.

"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.

by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment

I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that

by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017