Prison Pillow

Mullet Haircut

My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.

by L. Hutz September 18, 2025

Prison for Destiny

Hurray!

Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2025

Prolonged meme

A prolonged meme is a meme that’s lifetime is unexpectedly extended variably. Some recent examples of this include the Low Taper Fade meme, 67, and the monthly Dancing Cows.

Person X: 67 is the longest prolonged meme!
Person Y: No, its Lowww taper fade!

by ButterzDoomed November 1, 2025

Prisoneer

You know engineer? So basically prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer

by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025

prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo

prison bacon wing kiddy fiddler

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Prison Flex

Prison Flex: An abundance of high-status items hoarded in prison to display prestige and comfort, including luxury trainers, the latest smartphones (such as the newest iPhone), multiple bottles of shampoo or shower gel, premium tobacco, branded clothing, electronics like hi-fi systems and TVs, and commissary items like noodles and sweets in abundance.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube video, and this prisoner had a massive TV, and proper top-notch trainers! He had more food than I've got at home!
Frank: Prison flex is all well and good, bruv, but the real flex is freedom!
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025