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painting curtains

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017
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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
by IfixYourass August 4, 2017
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paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...
Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.
by Fermat De January 30, 2018
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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
Ugh she’s such a paint can
by Paint can May 28, 2019
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Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.
by Redant9000 September 23, 2019
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