Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

silly plonker

My father

My father is a silly Plonker

by Purple chicky July 9, 2014

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 5, 2015

Husky Pluck

The act of plucking or pulling fur clumps from a Husky. Normally when huskies fur is bombing

My husky is shedding his winter coat, I like to husky pluck the clumps of fur.

by Atlrex October 6, 2017

throat pluck

The act of snatching someone’s Adam’s apple between your thumb and forefinger and “plucking” it. Generally used to put a lesser male in check and assert your dominance.

Tyler was talking mad shit til I throat plucked his dumb ass in front of all his beta male friends.

by EspanolaDave December 19, 2018

Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!

Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!

by ChadDad December 9, 2019

Angry plankton

An angry Plankton and angry Plankton has an infected penis that is finally busted through the infection and ejaculated the fact that it becomes all green and gross-looking because of the infection that is why it is called an angry plankton

man yo dick look like an angry plankton, you should get that shit checked out!!

by 🤬pLaNk December 3, 2020