side pipes

When a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.

Look at Jimmy's side pipes!!!

by rjvir2 November 29, 2004

chuff pipe

The anal passage. The arse.

To take it up the chuff pipe.

by Chunder September 14, 2006

Ass-pipe

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

by Irish619 December 3, 2010

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

by spam javelin June 11, 2003

trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006

Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 9, 2003