Picantéd

Dying in your speedrun because you looked at chat.

That run was going to wr but then I Picantéd myself.

by pacoot February 19, 2020

Penrith Picasso

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

pecker pickin

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls

Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!

by ashane January 4, 2018

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?

"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"

by bechamel lars June 6, 2019

pics or it didn't happen

A phrase used on Internet forums to counter the vast range of unverifiable claims made by users. Often these claims involve personal brag-worthy accomplishments, extraordinary or rare sights/occurrences, and tales relating to alcohol or drug use.

Guy 1: Dude, I drank four bottles of bourbon last night, then hooked up with 4 chicks at the same time, then Donald Trump came to my house and gave me a million dollars!
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.

by The Patriarch April 8, 2006

thigh pics

apparently they're better than nudes and girls enjoy sending them more too

bf"send thigh pics"
gf"k babe"

by toe beans:) September 1, 2017