Face Palm

When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.

(Person 1) Dude! theres cum all over your body. What the hell happened?
(person 2) What could of I done? I couldnt get up because it felt so good.
(person 1) You dumb ass you should have face palmed that shit

by Snoober11 April 16, 2013

palmtag

an individual who commonly 'straight up clowns on fools.'

LeBron James is a palmtag.

by Heyoh February 11, 2009

Palm job

An action or event that invokes a facepalm response.

“Nice palm job you did this morning, how do you live with yourself?”
“Thanks for the palm job, now I feel like less of an idiot.”

by Compatibility Issue March 7, 2018

palmetto

everybody there is pussy

palmetto suck go to east bradenton

by hbnnjj April 15, 2019

Corey Palmer

A pale twinkie that eats a bunch of shit and has a chode and is fat as fuck.

Corey Palmer can cause a tsunami, by just diving in the pool! Fun Fact: My wife left me and I have a noose around my neck.

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019

Arnold Palmer

If you tea-bag someone then piss on them. (Anrold Palmer is a drink that is tea and lemonade, pee looks like lemonade)

"He was just tea-bagging him when he peed on him by acccident, I guess he got an Arnold Palmer!

by Maj Trouble September 27, 2011

Palm Boys

A group of men looking to satisfy there twisted needs by having young men lay there nut sack in the palm of there hands. This type of sickness is usually at tractor pulls, where grown men ride supped up riding lawn mowers to catch the eye of poor young unsuspecting males.

After they ride those mowers, i have to let the Palm Boys , palm my sack

by Little Rahem August 20, 2015