Grant Pankratz

Sex offender, bully, cult leader

Don’t be a Grant Pankratz.

by Penelope Cruise September 11, 2020

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Hanky Panky

A handjob given by the non-dominant hand.

It was pretty good but he went for the hanky panky so it was kinda weird.

by loiterer October 29, 2020

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Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).

When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.

by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021

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Hanky Pank

When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.

Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

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