Philo

Philo is a friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Guy: hey, Philo, how are you!?
Philo: fine, thanks, and you?
Guy: fine, thanks for asking!

by David Gamal January 4, 2018

Wooden philosopher

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

Terrance and Phillip

Victims to anal-cancer from farting upon each other once too much.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement

In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.

“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?

Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”

by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006

Philly Bankroll

A wad of dollar bills with a fifty or a hundred on the outside.

He's flashing all those dollars, but that's just a Philly bankroll.

by xphiljunkx October 28, 2009

Philididiot

A native of the city of Philadelphia. Generally characterized as a person on parole, with a sexually transmitted disease, passed out drunk in an alley at 3AM, and fights strangers to compensate for his/her low IQ.

Did you see that guy stab Santa Claus? $20 says that knob is a Philididiot

by Swayze's Last Stand December 6, 2011

Philodox

A person who just loves his own opinion.

Revvon: "That boy is such a philodox now & it's strange."

Qepso, The Navigator: "No, he'll rule the planets soon."

Wouwrupt Knov'yz: "We all have our moments big deal."

by Star Spire June 17, 2018