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Lil-P

Nickname for a 1/2Dick.
Watch out for Lil-P he’ll take your cheeks.
by Lil-p February 9, 2022
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qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/asdfghjkl;

a thing you would type when your really bored by pressing the top and bottom row of your keyboard from a up to down pattern then, swiping your finger in the middle row, left to right.
bob: i'm really bored.

frank: have you tried 10293837465?
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poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz
pl,okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
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*scilence*

framk: qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/asdfghjkl;?
bob: yes
by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022
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Plan L-M-N-O-P

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011
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s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P
by Ztun zeed June 10, 2021
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W.A.S.P.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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charlotte p

damn that girls hott. what a charlotte p.
by charlotte March 31, 2005
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P in da Butt Suprise

To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas
did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise
by culnen January 9, 2009
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