oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops

You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!

by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024

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a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

You: Why can't I laugh?
Me: You know what they say... a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

by everyonesaidthat December 22, 2021

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A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 29, 2024

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To be open-sighted means you can view things logically without bias or being influenced by emotion; down to earth and logical.

i am finally open-sighted to your manipulation.

this is clearly a scam! you need to be open sighted on the internet!!!!

by opensightedman June 04, 2021

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Be wary, keep track of, stay on guard, keep your eyes open or peeled.

"Be open to that one, he's a scriber".

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

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A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".

I'll open a can o' whupass on you!

by Veridicule December 27, 2018

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