A person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. That person is thought to be performing oral sexual favors in return for keeping their job.
John: WTF does Gary do around here?
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.
by kibbles-n-vicks August 24, 2009
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A man that is willing to do the most messed up things and is willing to put Officers before bros before hoes.
Person 1: man my job sucks. what do you do?
Officer Violater: Bro im a Sexuall Officer
Person 1: lucky!!
Officer Violater: Bro im a Sexuall Officer
Person 1: lucky!!
by Harry789 September 24, 2011
Get the Sexuall Officer mug.he spies on colleagues, junior and bosses. he listens in on bathroom chats, telephone conversations, reads the mail on your desk, and checks your garbage. he gets you drunk and encourages you to make deep, dirty confessions, such as the pass your boss's wife made on him when he was carrying her shopping bags. he spills the beans when the right opportunity of self- advancement steals upon him, and dunks your head into the purgatory of perfidy.
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Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
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Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
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Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!
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