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office goblin

A person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. That person is thought to be performing oral sexual favors in return for keeping their job.
John: WTF does Gary do around here?
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.
by kibbles-n-vicks August 24, 2009
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Officer McNasty

A horny mcfaggot that loves them booty shorts.
Yo NIGGERFAGGOT TYNDRA, IM FUCKING OFFICER MCNASTY AND YOU AREN'T FUCKING DOUCHE
by I AM A NIGGA October 29, 2011
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Sexuall Officer

A man that is willing to do the most messed up things and is willing to put Officers before bros before hoes.
Person 1: man my job sucks. what do you do?

Officer Violater: Bro im a Sexuall Officer

Person 1: lucky!!
by Harry789 September 24, 2011
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office rat

he spies on colleagues, junior and bosses. he listens in on bathroom chats, telephone conversations, reads the mail on your desk, and checks your garbage. he gets you drunk and encourages you to make deep, dirty confessions, such as the pass your boss's wife made on him when he was carrying her shopping bags. he spills the beans when the right opportunity of self- advancement steals upon him, and dunks your head into the purgatory of perfidy.
Lucy: I smell a rat, is Luke around? For he, truly, is anointed the office rat!
by manjeet sg June 6, 2015
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The Office

A show that uses a unique form of "comedy". I used to think it was funny but then I matured, and realized that it was an extremely stupid show.
"Did you catch The Office last night?"

"No, I don't watch that. It's fucking stupid."
by Jamesokay March 16, 2010
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The Office UK

The most boring, bland, dull television show ever created.
Airs on Cartoon Network/Adultswim.
Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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office Santa

Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.
Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!
by pentozali April 16, 2006
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