Lunch Ninja

The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.

Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.

by Wrench93 April 8, 2009

Ricky ninja

The Act of placing garments on one self in such a way as to conceal one self from others at boot camp to seek mass destruction of discipline and or to sneek to the shower room to masterbate.

that fucking ricky ninja just slid out from under the bed and hit me in the face with a bar of soap in a sock.

by smoot food March 4, 2009

Chat Ninja

Someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.

It's only a matter of time before I go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.

by Randwulf February 4, 2010

ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

by Skyfall June 29, 2006

pixel ninja

Someone strong like Jedi in the ways of graphic design. He is capable of creating with the fury of a thousand sun gods. His skills are many and his weaknesses few.

Dude, that guy's like a total pixel ninja with that Adobe stuff.

by adakis May 19, 2011

ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

by Darku October 29, 2010

meep ninja

a kind of elite ninja from the Clan of Meepers who protects everything considered Meep

Meeper:That meep ninja saved my Meep license!

Meep Ninja:All in a day's work!

by Meep Council Member III January 23, 2009