Neil

Usually smokes weed out girls asses

Neil ate the weed out the ass

by Hehdhsa April 19, 2021

Hey neighbor

A phrase said when spotting an attractive female or male, or when aware that your partner, or somebody else has an erection that is visible (usually female to male, or homosexual men to each other". Also a greeting to one's neighbor.

Bobby: hey, dude looks over there at that girl!
Joe: Hey there neighbor!

Or,

Sally: /sits down on lap and feels a lump,
Sally: hey neighbor!

by Jadeybear July 28, 2009

Neish

Exaggerates beyond normality.

What? That never happened your such a Neish.

by AlexandriaTheBest September 30, 2007

neir

Used to describe a really horrendous fuck up.

Oh man, you really neired that shit up.

by Spankist November 6, 2006

Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.

"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"

by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006

ethnic neighbor

A person who constantly intrudes on another's privacy and requests to borrow personal items with little chance of returning said item.

Originating from the stereotype of 1980s and 1990s sitcoms where a neighbor of another ethnicity would behave in such a manner.

"Brad was a real ethnic neighbor this morning. He came into my room and asked to borrow my contact solution and a belt. I'll probably never see them again. Asshole."

by Rick Goddard April 28, 2010

Howdy Neighbor

When a person fists another person's asshole and proceeds to open ones hand and make jazz hands accompanied by spirit fingers!

Amazingly Gay Chris Lira wasn't even fazed by the Howdy Neighbor that Leroy gave him!

by Aaron O'Neal September 2, 2010