Karaoke feet

When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos

“Does he have stigmata he’s not no even Catholic, no it’s Karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”

by anonymous November 25, 2024

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Feet February

During the month of february, whoever you say "Happy February!" to is obligated to send you feet pics.

"Happy February! You know what that means."
"I hate Feet February."

by greatquetzalcoatl February 14, 2024

feet

something that Elijah sucks religiously

Elijahs feet fetish

by kjenjfwb May 14, 2020

feet

Alien invasions of the human anatomy.

you’re feet are weird.

by aleinnnnman January 25, 2021

Fuck ya feet

Casual insult to use when expressing screw you.

1. Melek : Jmilly, you’re bugging, I would def step out of a yellow challenger
Jmilly : You know what Melek, fuck ya feet

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 10, 2017

put the feet on

hurry up, get on out of here

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022