I miss my ex

I miss my ex too:(

Me: Man I miss my ex:(
Friend: They literally cheated on you.

by simp for killua October 15, 2021

I’m no Miss New York

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.

Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.

by Sunday Fairchild May 11, 2022

Little Miss Slut Muffin

A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.

Little Miss Slut Muffin is waiting for her daily facial from the Milkman.

by Dova Odara December 2, 2014

missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017

miss kobayashis dragon maid

the gayest show on planet earth

"do you have any gay show recommendations?"
"miss kobayashis dragon maid"
"thanks bro"

by hutaos October 3, 2021

Little Miss Date Rape

n. 21th century. Slut. A female that brags about sex non stop to gain attention.

GUY 1: what do you think of Kim?
GUY 2: Oh, you mean Little miss date rape? She never shuts up about her herpes!

by Thomas Meadow August 28, 2006

little miss high and mighty

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

by LordBlunkey July 25, 2004