When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.
Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.
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When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song “fireflies” plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.
When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song “fireflies” plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.
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Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.
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Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
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