Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021

Cuandus Male

A male that has risen beyond both yogurt and alpha males, one which has learned the true meaning of cuandus. If one does not know what cuandus means, they will be laughed at by the Cuandus Males, who are well aware of their dominance and superiority for being aware of the meaning of cuandus. To a cuandus male, sex is cool but virginity is cooler. They do not waste their time with women and instead favor men of similar statures. Once one becomes a Cuandus Male, Cuandus becomes their way of life, in all forms. They start to emanate an energy known as Cuandus Male energy, which radiates dominance. It makes all nearby Alpha Males submissive and breedable by comparison.

Man 1: "Is that a Cuandus Male?"
Man 2: "Yeah, I think so."
Man 1: "I hope he pegs me."

by soup tyrant February 21, 2022

Alpha male complex

A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha complex and Alpha male syndrome.

Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".

(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)

Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha male complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!

by skibiditoiletfed42069 March 31, 2022

Grugma Male

A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.

"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"

by Aden-cord April 27, 2022

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

by Chicago Male October 1, 2022