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Seventeen Magazine

A magazine that just about every teenage girl will read at one point in their life or another for tips on how to kiss boys and shit.
"Oh look! My Seventeen Magazine finally got here! I can't wait to read that story about the girl with one leg!"
by MoSummy July 30, 2009
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Magic beard man

More than 75% of the world's population believes in the magic beard man.
by candy ass May 15, 2009
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Maginot Line

A wonderful example of how well-laid plans can be screwed up by something you thought was good luck.

Impressive line of military fortifications on the Franco-German border built in the years prior to 1940, designed to force the Germans to repeat the Schlieffen Plan of 1914 attack France through Belgium, if at all.

And, indeed, this is precisely what the Germans had planned to do, and the French had planned to stop. And all would have been well for the French, if a German idiot flying out to brief a forward commander hadn't essentially sent a copy of the invasion plans to French high command, forcing the Germans to come up with a new plan.

They did. It involved the Ardennes, which was the place the French hadn't bothered to seriously defend.

Ouch.
The Ardennes are impassable. This sector is not dangerous

(Of course, the French commanders weren't exactly blameless. In French army maneouvres, 1938, the attacking commander used Rundtstedt's plan almost exactly and managed to break through with a quarter of his forces).
by Stuart Fraser November 20, 2003
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magcrust

a loathsome, lonely female message board poster who does nothing but stir shit. A very dumb female.
Did you read all of that crap she wrote? That bitch is one dumb magcrust.
by Ragnar Lindstrom February 24, 2008
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maggie

the sexiest person there is super-model beautiful, she is tricky though she puts up a wall and its strong so no one can knock it down. she is strong, independent is a bitch to assholes (or boys she likes) she wont let anyone see her cry but is dying on the inside. she has a tight nit group of friends who she loves but they all have there own problems but they help each other out. she is anorexic skinny and when someone pisses her of she goes full on bitch mode and will get the best comebacks every boy wants to date her her friends are all jealous of her body and beauty. when she is older she will still look beautiful she is secretly the most kind hearted person in her group even though everyone thinks its the other one in the group you want a Maggie in your life!
Maggie is the bravest person i know
by makayla ecerson June 10, 2013
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magnoon

Egyptian-Arabic dialect word for "crazy." Can be a noun or an adjective.
Did you hear that magnoon? He said that George Bush was the best president in US history.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Magwan

From the Jamaican dialect.
Meaning: Friend, mate, brother etc
Man 1: Magwan! Its been a while!
Man 2: It has, how is it going magwan?
by PreachingBrother December 5, 2010
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