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Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.
Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.
by Danny SS August 30, 2005
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monkey diving

when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim
damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!
by L-Beezy July 22, 2007
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monkey juice

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.
He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!
by Coz August 22, 2003
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monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
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monkey bars

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.
Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.
by jussagal October 28, 2008
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monkey sex

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.
Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.
by doowopTown July 27, 2009
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Monkey Fist

When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.
Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
by E. Barrett March 7, 2008
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