Luke

An obese boy who fucks his stomach rolls

Is that a whale or is that Luke

by Fat boi Luke March 6, 2018

Luke

A man who lacks integrity and emotional insight. Luke tends to look down on other people and does not take responsibility for his wrongdoing. He constantly thinks the other is at faut always. He presents himself as holier than thou and will reject anything that contradicts this. He is not a humble man and has poor character.

There goes another Luke, a man without integrity.

by Fbjfdgjk June 2, 2018

Luke

A dumb fucking cunt who always has his dick in his hand and is always looking for another girl to manipulate. He's always pushing his problems on you no matter who you are and will use you and throw you away until he wants something again. He thinks everyone owes him something while also thinking that the world's out to get him.

"oh Luke? Yeah you don't want to get with him, he's manipulative and a horndog."

by Devil's.reject June 19, 2018

The Luke

A mythical creature that spends most of his time drunkenly pounding Silver Shirt.

The Luke again brought Silver Shirt to pound town.

by LuTrev January 19, 2011

Luke Wilson

A well known lookalike of Billy Idol, a huge fan of Noel Edmonds.

Has been known to bum sheep, internally and otherwise.

LOVES sexual activity with sheep and other farmyard animals.

A well known conquorer of 8th base.

"Wow That Luke Wilson is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"

by EddyIsGay January 16, 2009

Luke Skywalker

The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?

Star Wars > all other movies forever.

by KK May 14, 2005

Luke 14:25-27

A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.

Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)

Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006