stoney loner

A motherfucking young rapper from the southeast who can always be found if you follow the smell of za

Aye have you heard Stoney loner’z music?

by Stoney loner November 23, 2021

Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.

He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner

by Isthatswavy January 2, 2022

birthday loneliness

the inevitable emptiness one feels on their birthday for various reasons that is not limited to but including unmet expectations, disappointment, uneventfulness etc. there is no cure to birthday loneliness.

even though i celebrated my birthday, i sat by myself with my birthday loneliness at the end of the day

by dandee February 9, 2022

funny loner

Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl

He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner

by Whatever_so_over_it222 May 7, 2022

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

Ben loney

A thick ass my that lives on the border. His ass is so fat the sound of them clapping causes people to go deaf. He has brown Curly hair make sure you watch out for him

Yo bro I can’t hear no more
You must of been near ben loneys asshole

by Pussyslayer900000 June 22, 2023

Popular Loner

A person who appears to be popular because of their enormous ego, however doesn’t get invited to many functions and thinks they are the main character.

Andrew: I have so many friends, I’m actually the main character.
Jack: STFU bruh no one likes you, you’re a popular loner.

by CaptainJackDaddy October 2, 2023