loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".

I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.

by A COOMER May 24, 2022

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.

The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.

by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019

the loaded gilf

When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.

Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.

by Steadlur December 30, 2022

Back-load

When you put your drugs directly into the back of a syringe instead of filtering them.

No time to filter this meth, I'm just gonna back-load it.

by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024

load splitter

a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.

since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter

by 👺👹 March 7, 2022

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018