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Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey is God.

Never been in "flop era" .
Every album she has made was heavenly.
"Hey what's your favourite singer?"

"Lana Del Rey, duh!"
by ultraviolence August 25, 2021
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lana coded

a person that looks like a lana del rey song or looks like theyre written by lana del rey.

They most likely have features that are dangerous but soft in a way.
by soimactuallyobsessedokbye July 11, 2023
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girl language

when a girl says and what it means...

maybe later = she is not interested
I'm cold= give her your jacket or give her a hug this is like her permission for you to move closer.
oh ok= you did something wrong

I'm fine= give her a tight hug and say when you want to talk about it i'm here and just hug her in silence

If you don't know what restaurant to bring her to on a date, don't ask her where she wants to go, ask her where she thinks you are taking her, her first guess take her there.

If you don't know what she likes in a guy ask her what her favorite romantic book is. go read it and the guy in the book is most likely what she likes that book is where you get your pointers

One thing girls love is when you are open and honest with them.

Just be a gentleman and be friends with her family it is the best way to her heart.
Boy: I really like her but I don't think she likes me what do I do?
Boy2: I don't know go look it up on the Urban Dictionary or something.
Boy: ok maybe i can learn some girl language
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The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days
Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?
by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012
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Landon

Landon
His name is Landon
by H king December 18, 2019
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