Aussie Kiss

French kiss...given 'down under'

I gave my gf an aussie kiss last night

Aussie Kiss by Samant Jain December 16, 2003

sweaty-ass-kiss 

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

sweaty-ass-kiss by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell 

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.

1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell by Marauder91 April 29, 2016

Mackerel Kiss 

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

Mackerel Kiss by HD/LW September 9, 2010

Derby Kiss 

An affectionate headbut, usually given by a person from the town of Derby, often known as 'nutting' someone.

Zidane and Materazzi after the 2006 world cup final... Materazzi called Zidanes mother an affectionate name thus, leading to a Derby Kiss

Derby Kiss by GiorgiO May 14, 2012

mermaids kiss 

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

mermaids kiss by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

cunt kiss 

A sexy, passionate kiss shared by two women.

The room buzzed with excitement when Mike's wife Bonnie shared a very public cunt kiss with Mary Jane at midnight of the New Year's Eve party.

Aunt Angie took advantage and gave her sister's little 10 year old daughter Lindy her first experience of a cunt kiss.

cunt kiss by july41944 August 13, 2009