Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Chuck Jones

Quite possibly the best animator in history. Best known for his work on Looney Tunes. He made characters like Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Roadrunner and Coyote and Marvin the Martian. He was clearly the Walt Disney of Warner Bros. Cartoons.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Season!
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.

by OhNo S. November 10, 2022

D Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

smokey Jones

also “smokey J”
a joint

“hey pass the smokey Jones”
“let me hit that smokey J”

by zinkle jamie January 7, 2023

Daniel Jones

another description of Him

Daniel Jones is him

by lebronjahames6 September 18, 2023

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023