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ssj_joey

ssj_joey on Tiktok and the founder of the "Kaioken X100 the final straw" Discord server.
Joey is simply an attractive smart beautiful handsome pleasuring neat elegant acute spruce trim charmful delightful bright young man with a fat thick longed-out sturdy juicy dense long-lasting busty spermful massive humongous pudgy stumpy oversized solid PP
-ssj_joey is a really hot person!
-Ok, mr. Obvious...
by Pimple341 January 16, 2022
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Joel Joby

Your favourite microsoft tech support person. He is also a gloryhunter and supports teams like mumbai city fc and fc goa. He has no friends. Also likes michael kolala.
Michael: which team do you support.
Henry: man city

Michael: your just like joel joby.
by Eremisisgooddog123 September 24, 2023
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pulling a joey

Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010
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Pulled a Joey

When you get too high you can't function and end up peeing your pants
"bro last night I was so high I totally pulled a joey"
by puthydestroyer69milf September 29, 2021
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Joey

A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.

2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.

3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...

4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022
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Joey Sturgis

A music Producer at Foundation Studios, best known for Producing The Devil Wears Prada, APFP, and Miss May I. He also is known to take a great band and make it suck beyond belief.
I loved Confide till they went to Foundation Studios with Joey Sturgis
by Ihatepradanow April 12, 2010
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joey

Gay men that surround and fall in love with only straight men.
He's a joey so if you're gay you have no chance with him.
by dlall82 November 6, 2014
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