Jersey

The only place in America where a fart is refreshing.

Friend 1: So I was drivin on the Turnpike the other day with the windows down, and Craig just lets out this beastly fart.

Friend 2: Good thing he did.

Friend 1: Damn right, we rolled the windows up. Hell, it smells a hell of a lot better than Jersey.

by Ernie Ball October 15, 2008

jersey

Jersey is more than just a place. It's a way of life. From "Jrz Slang" to the historic events and places. People from Jersey will either rep it to death or hate it. The real Jersians love it. They, Including I, eat the ones who do not. From the GW to Sandy Hook and beyond, everyone in it is either family or foe. REP NJ, REP JERZ.

Dude, I bought one of those "I hate NY, I Love New Jersey" Tees the other day.

by Mac Chandler May 18, 2008

Jersey Girls

jersey girls ain't trash,

trash gets picked up

i cannot think of a sentence that has 'jersey girls' in it.

by stevoooo April 23, 2007

New Jersey Double Down

The New Jersey Double Down is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a KFC double down and putting it into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "New Jersey" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Double Down'" the female who has recieved the KFC Double Down. In New Jersey, you see, good old white boys, when bored, would fuck any girl that moves including the delicious KFC double down (Which your life fully sucks when you dont try it so stop reading this and go to Kentucky Fried Chicken right now and try it instead of wasting your pointless lives) To properly perform the New Jersey Double Down follow-up procedure, one must take a nice fresh hot KFC double down onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs the colonel sauce in which that explode out all over her (including her nipples). By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully New Jersey Double Downing the girl... repeating, naturally.

Yo guys! Did you see that hot ass girl Kim lately? Man, i just want to give her the New Jersey Double Down.

by jupaoflam December 11, 2010

Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

by DeJuan March 22, 2005

South Jersey

For the record its SOUTH Jersey not "southern" Jersey. Philly rocks and NYC sucks. If your here and you don't know what a wawa is you can go back to the North.

It a hoggie not a fricking sub. You root for the Phillies not the damn mets and even though the eagles suck you still bleed green. Point Pleasant is not the shore wildwood, ocean city, and cape may are. Most families are either from Philly or have Irish/Italian relatives that live there. We aren't afraid or goin in the woods 'cus we have the fricking jersey devil!

One word for you: MALLS! Depford, Cherry hill, Echelon.. we have alot.

Sure we have camden but other then that we have great communities. there's Haddenfield, Cherry Hill, and several other great towns.

North Jersey can have there politics and ivy league schools all to themselves. Leave us "Southerners" the hell alone!!!!!

South Jersey

by 102938475611111111111111111111 September 11, 2009

Jersey Girl

Girl from New Jersey who is and knows that she is better than girls from any other state or country, usually angers bennies who cannot understand that she is not interested in annoying wannabes. Usually found in Monnomouth, Ocean, Atlantic, Cape May or Essex counties

Jersey girls are the best girls in the world

by Proud Jerseyan March 17, 2008