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mac jones 

a person who grabs your ankle without your consent
"He grabbed my ankle last night. He's such a Mac Jones" -Jennifer
mac jones by EG FRESH November 13, 2021
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Lindsay Jones 

(née Tuggey)
The baddest bitch to grace the internet. Married to the shouty dude from Rage Quit.
She is hysterical and brilliant and amazing in every way. Hard working and dedicated to her job.

Employee at Rooster Teeth, general manager of Achievment Hunter, and voices the lead character Ruby Rose in the anime series RWBY as well as other characters Rooster Teeth have created.
She's pretty boss.

Not to mention gorgeous.
"You hear Lindsay Jones is pregnant?"
"Yeah dude isn't it awesome?!"
"The world is not ready for this god of a child."

"You know who I hope is having a great day?"
"Lindsay Jones?"
"Yeah."

Steven Jones 

Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.

Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
Steven Jones by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Alex Jones 

An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity
I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.
Alex Jones by Blob the bi frog god December 3, 2022
Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.
Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend
joneser by Dr. Know October 16, 2003

Alex Jones 

An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.
"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."
Alex Jones by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021