Instagramateur model

The perfectly styled young women and men in Instagram feeds, usually for lifestyle brands.

Her? She's an Instagramateur model. I saw her on that recycled denim and cold brew coffee company's feed this morning.

by udobserver May 23, 2014

Instadent

Instagram incident

The whole school was talking after the Instadent from the night before.

by maddieschwef May 28, 2014

Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

instajerk

When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females

I didnt wanna have sex with my girlfriend friend today so instead i whipped out my cock and my phone and instajerk'd

by Thoninq1 August 4, 2015

instafan

that one person you don't really know that likes all your pics on Instagram

"I just posted a new pic on Insta. I'm still waiting for my instafan's like cause I kno I can always count on them."

by italianpotato January 3, 2016

Instant Leftovers

You get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn't even touch your hot pockets. BOOM...Instant Leftovers.

Damn, this pizza is amazing. WHOA! SQUIRREL! Oh look, I have pizza. Boom...instant leftovers.

by Sizznittlebam May 10, 2016

instapation

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

by buttholemggee June 20, 2016