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milking the internet 

taking full advantage of free downloadable files online, mainly mp3's but also movies, photos etc., and by that experiencing an emotional high that makes it hard to stop downloading more and more.
A: "you look kinda tired. long night?"
B: "yeah i've been milking the internet non-stop. once i start it's just too difficult to quit."
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Get Interested

A phrase used when your friend (or anyone) isn't as interested in what you're telling them as they should be.
Laura: And then Noah pooped on the floor!

Kyle: ...

Laura: Get interested!
Get Interested by Nurse Dangle November 21, 2010

internet pretty 

The term used for when someone creates a more beautiful image of themselves by using:
text to describe themselves,
selective photo angles to show there "best side"
heavily photoshoping (sometimes) to remove all other information.
Though in real life, there just an ok looking narcassistic and yet insecure bitch\bastard, who would otherwise be a well rounded person, if the internet had no infected her with internet confidence and twisted them
Mr. T : Hey have you seen lora's new pics, shes hot!
Jacko : Yeah but i have seen her in real life, shes internet pretty!
MR. T : damn fool!
Jacko : Oww!
internet pretty by Annox February 10, 2006

Internet celebrity

Someone who is known (either world-widely or nationally) through the internet, though mainly from Youtube. Many get hated especially if they breakthrough and be part of Hollywood business (Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black), but a lot are admired.

Most internet celebrities are comedians, singers, bloggers and, nowadays, pranksters. The singers part is where some haters grow, but the comedians get a lot of praise.

They usually start out good and funny, but after a few videos, they start to do anything they want and lose ideas/creativity. But people still like them. I admit, I'm one.
Janoskians, Chris Crocker (one of the first, most influential), Shane Dawson, Smosh, Nigahiga, MrTeddy, Kevjumba, Ray William Johnson, Perez Hilton, Jenna Marbles, Community Channel (Natalie Tran)...are examples of an internet celebrity

internet 

A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.
Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"
internet by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Internet Legend 

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.
I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them
Internet Legend by jaffaw July 14, 2009

internet 

Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.

However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.
Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.
internet by generic May 10, 2005