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max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected
Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."
by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017
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hotshit minute

He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!
by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010
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.9.Drill Artistry Starts In 2.85 Milliseconds & Ends In 4 Minutes.9.
.9.Drill Artistry Starts In 2.85 Milliseconds & Ends In 4 Minutes.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 28, 2025
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Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.
2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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Cody minutes

A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.
Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
by BepsiMang November 8, 2025
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5 minute drive-by

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"
by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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