calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this

"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"

by dabodacious February 12, 2021

certified hood classic

The highest honor you can be bestowed.

That guy is a certified hood classic

by Random person on erth December 4, 2020

stank right hood rat

*As seen on Impractical Jokers*

Meaning a woman who is technically a crazy whore, has crooked teeth, and has a large stench.

"Dude, I saw Shaquisha yesterday."
"Man, she's a stank right hood rat!"

by ObamaTastesGood January 29, 2015

Cuck Hood

A predominantly liberal neighborhood that encourages diversity but does not have any non-whites living among them.

Eddie: Why are those people protesting to abolish our borders and destroy our constitution for?
Spar: Because they live in a Cuck Hood, they haven't been culturally enriched by the doctors, physicists, scientists or Cologned yet.
Eddie: It's only a matter of time.

by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018

bi-hood-ual

Living in opposing neighborhoods for significant amount of time both hoods except you as their own.

Person 1- Do you know Tiny?
Person 2- West side Tiny, or East side Tiny?
Person 1- I think its the same person. I've never met another Tiny.

Person 2- oh she rolls bi-hood-ual
that's cool. No wonder she's a little different .

Person 3-Right. She gets along with everyone. Much love from both sides.

by Im 5280 Tiny October 1, 2019

keep it hood

Stay true to the environment you grew up in, don't let the money change you.

"And I keep it hood, like this Phantom is a Nissan" - The Game, Red Nation

by answ January 5, 2012

Lafayette Hood

Where you fall asleep to Mac-10 fire on a regular basis. Here, only the true ganstas use the street term for the toughest section of Montgomery County, Lafayette Hill.

You always feel safer in Conshohocken then the hood, Lafayette Hood.

by Johnny B. Gangster November 3, 2011