sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!

judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

Grift0r

i heard he has sex with little boys.

i heard he has sex with little boys.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Griffen

Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.

He tried not to griffen but when I called him a government test monkey he couldn't hold it in.

by Admirizal April 15, 2006

griff

Teenager boy who is subject to anal sex with obese older men.

Griff is satisfying the needs of the gentlemen next door.
My uncle's friends from Kentucky had a great time with Griff.

by FragMan! February 4, 2008

griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition

I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.

by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010

Griffin

A kid who smokes lawn grass and watches a lot of horse porn

Griffin: hey bro wanna go fuck a horse??
Arnold: kill urself

by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014

Grifter

motherfuckers living the way they want to

Many people in San Francisco are grifters.

definition and example are from the book The Mission by Jason Myers.

by anonymouskt December 26, 2009